The betrayal... it hurts...

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42 Comments

QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 117 pts · 2y (8 replies)

The fuckin Tux tattoo is what sends me, lmao

Aviandelight@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Reminds me of cabbage patch dolls with the signature on the booty.

QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y

Didn't know what those were, now that I saw, you're right they're lowkey terrifying (o.o )

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Xavier Roberts is still single, Ladies. True.

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The only way this could have been better was if the tattoo was some beautifully kerned font above the ass that said "the kernel compiling, look busy".

QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Porqué no los dos?

One per cheek

ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)
QuazarOmega@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y

Ohh, I was missing that lol

PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks · 1 pts · 2y

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Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz · 84 pts · 2y (3 replies)

In my 20's, a girl in bar queue told me that she knows how to compile kernel from the source. I asked her to marry me instantly, but unfortunately she was not available.

neo@feddit.de · 84 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Did you try: sudo marry me?

mutter9355@discuss.tchncs.de · 62 pts · 2y

Hotzilla is not in the sudoers file

THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

psmgx@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 2y

Make. Install. Clean. Good tasks for the wife

kadu@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (8 replies)
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Godort@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Choose LVM and encrypt that volume, you little slut"

hikikoma@ani.social · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Doesn't encryption always go on the outside?

msage@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

It can go anywhere if you want it to.

Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

New kink unlocked

BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I always imagine that phrase with the Xbox sound and notification of achievement.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

If femdom, there's some domination from her side involved, then she should be forcing you to install gentoo or better yet lfs

Ow0@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y

I'm right here. You get a desktop enviroment only if you've been good, kadu.

Edit: Pathetic subbies DM me your Debian installs

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y

Someone write a script for gonewildaudio

fluxion@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y

I think we can all relate to this. But this is life we chose.

Luci@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y

Happens everytime, amirite

Kedly@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I dont think it is, but this reminds me of that one scene with Alucard and now I'm sad

NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Yeah that's a sad and awesome sequence. But this is (IMHO) much much darker. Berserk.

He was born to a dead mother hanging from a tree, and it went downhill from there...

TheChurn@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I think this is from Berserk, but it's been years and I can't quite tell.

Kedly@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh, maybe its my deep dive into fear and hunger that makes this scene feel familiar then, as I know Beserk played a HUGE inspiration for Fear and Hunger

rhadamanth_nemes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Berserk has inspired a lot of media. Worth a read although it is very dark a lot of the time.

018118055@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y

Happened to me in 1997 but I didn't mind

sirico@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I just wanted to mount sda

havokdj@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Sda = sex dat ass

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

mount, finger, fsck...old school UNIX dudes were some fucking horndogs weren't they.

NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

O Griffith. What have you wrought! Guts!!

diffusive@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This is funny but not funny. In my 20s this happened to me... I installed herinux but she wasn't happy and I couldn't figure out why 🤷

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Did she offer alcoholic beverages?

diffusive@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Can't remember but at the time I wasn't drinking alcohol... I was a real celebrity at parties 😂😂

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

I bet you were 🥹 👍.

Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What show/movie is this from?

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Berserk.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I think Berserk?

That or cowboy bebop.

EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
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FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y

Holy shit I might be Griffith

jenny_ball@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y

totally utterly ridiculous fantasy