MichaelxJoAnn Rule

264 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

Uninformed_Tyler@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y

My wife: They don't even sell the same stuff.

Me:Yeah, I'm sure they had to split their assets in the divorce.

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Too bad they were just capitalists that ran out all the cool local stores and all share the same shitty patterns and designs.

bulwark@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You had me at swing scraping.

Rolando@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It's because Michael got caught with his knick-knacks in a Hobby Lobby.

ososalsosal@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Is this like Aldi and Lidl, or Puma and Adidas?

Spider2013@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What’s the story behind Aldi and Lidl?

ososalsosal@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Warring brothers started each one

HATEFISH@midwest.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's not the case, there's an ALDI north and south. The brothers Albrecht split because of a dispute on weather or not they should sell cigarettes. ALDI = Albrecht Discount.

ososalsosal@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Oh for real? I heard the wrong story then

colorlessness@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There’s no way Michael is straight.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

This makes a lot more sense.