Just give up. Too warm? Just let your blood boil. Too cold? Just go into a coma and never wake again. It's better than the stressful search for a comfortable position.
This has been me for over two months. I've had a flare of Ulcerative Colitis which means my bowels have decided to be on speed. So every time I lie down after 10 minutes I need to get up and go to the toilet so I can't actually rest. I've been in hospital and I'm out so hopefully things will clear "soon."
That's exactly what it feels like when my toddler insists on sleeping on me and I am lucky enough to manage myself out of a dangerous position (which, e.g., would lead to suffocation) but not into one that would be anywhere near comfortable but I also cannot adjust more because they would wake up and rinse repeat the whole process.
15 Comments
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 14 pts · 2y
Just give up. Too warm? Just let your blood boil. Too cold? Just go into a coma and never wake again. It's better than the stressful search for a comfortable position.
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
This has been me for over two months. I've had a flare of Ulcerative Colitis which means my bowels have decided to be on speed. So every time I lie down after 10 minutes I need to get up and go to the toilet so I can't actually rest. I've been in hospital and I'm out so hopefully things will clear "soon."
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
That sounds really rough, I'm sorry you're going through that and hope it does clear up soon
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 10 pts · 2y
Have you checked under the mattress for any errant peas?
swag_money@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
as a reformed stomach sleeper; i recommend laying on back with pillow behind knees
Duranie@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 2y
Weighted blankets can help with the transition too!
variants@possumpat.io · 1 pts · 2y
Also one hand in a cup a water will do the trick
Shadowedcross@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
If someone could just knock me out for 8 straight hours every night, that'd be great, thanks.
thumbman@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
This looks like a demon turned SpongeBob into a comforter set.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Sleep uncovered and naked with a fan on you
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
That's exactly what it feels like when my toddler insists on sleeping on me and I am lucky enough to manage myself out of a dangerous position (which, e.g., would lead to suffocation) but not into one that would be anywhere near comfortable but I also cannot adjust more because they would wake up and rinse repeat the whole process.
gimpchrist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
This was absolutely me last night
WhisperingEye@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Your mother cooks socks in hell?
Splatterphace@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
I feel seen
JoShmoe@ani.social · 1 pts · 2y
Is that highlighter yellow?