Oh, it's all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower the pressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it'll fizz. It'll fizz for sure.
Flat water=non-carbonated water or sometimes tap water.
Since the oceans/surface water is not sparkling/carbonated water it must be flat water. Since the earth is mostly water it must be flat, too.
21 Comments
thisfro@slrpnk.net · 51 pts · 2y
Ocean acidification: Am I a joke to you?
pigup@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Fo real
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
does that mean earth is a soda?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 45 pts · 2y
What do you mean none of it is carbonated? Ain't you ever heard of soda springs?
BallsandBayonets@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I dumped seltzer water into the ocean so now some of it is carbonated, boom earth unflattened.
solidgrue@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Oh, it's all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower the pressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it'll fizz. It'll fizz for sure.
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y
In some places it already does in the summer :)
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one · 15 pts · 2y
All living things are made of carbon. Most living things live in the water.
Ergo: Most water is carbonated.
Soggytoast@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Most things live on land, about 2% of Earth's biomass is in the oceans.
There are a lot of trees, fungus, and cows
droog_the_droog@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Soda springs geyser: am I a joke to you?
BaalInvoker@lemmy.eco.br · 9 pts · 2y
What?? How?!
Shit, he just convinced me! I have no arguments against insanity, so I must agree
Lowpast@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
There is naturally carbonated water, so...
BaalInvoker@lemmy.eco.br · 8 pts · 2y
You denier!
GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
There is a lot of ahcktually going on in here for what was a decently good dad joke.
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 7 pts · 2y
With your donation to your local oil baron, we can change this
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Where the fuck are they getting Topo Chico from? Fucking Mars?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
There's an "illegal aliens from Mexico" joke here but I'm too stoned to come up with it.
uranibaba@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Can someone explain the joke for me?
burrito82@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y
Flat water=non-carbonated water or sometimes tap water. Since the oceans/surface water is not sparkling/carbonated water it must be flat water. Since the earth is mostly water it must be flat, too.
uranibaba@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That was a funny joke, thanks for explaining.
baropithecus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it's described as flat.