c/programmerhumor · by siriusmart@lemmy.ml · 2yrealistic community chest card repost from the hyprland discord, where i first found this meme 995 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 2y
I prefer the 32 bit signed integer underflow in my favor.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 2y
You have to have debt like Donald Trump to be able to hit that.
Bene7rddso@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
Or choose the right currency
siriusmart@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 2y
i remember that runescape meme of 2147M gold, tho ive never played the game before
siriusmart@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 50 pts · 2y
As I viewed this, I turned to the literal check from a class action suit that payed me $0.64. I haven't deposited it because why bother except that I will deposit it because it's the only way to hold corps to account.
Cort@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
If your bank has mobile deposit use that so you can keep the physical check
Nawor3565@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 35 pts · 2y
Basically the scheme from Office Space
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Basically the scheme from
Office SpaceSuperman IIIGrepfruit@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
I must've put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 2y
Floating point error. You owed 0.0000004 but with interest now you owe 500. It's our fault but you still have to pay.
roon@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
If that's Bitcoin I'm gonna be rich
HopFlop@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y
If that's Bitcoin then this would actually give you, at the current exchange rate of BTC to USD:
0.000000000002557444% USD. If you got that card once every milliscond, you would need 31 years to have 2.5$.
I doubt you'd be rich with one card except lol.
Iceblade02@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Iirc there was some danish bank IT guy who stole every unit of currency smaller than 10^-4 in his banks transactions. Pretty neat until he got caught
setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
eatham@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 2y
How the fuck did he do that, and how did they find that?
Iceblade02@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's a story I heard from my dad a few years ago, tried looking it up now, but.. well this is the best I found:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-salami-technique/
https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/14925/has-a-programmer-ever-embezzled-money-by-shaving-fractions-of-a-cent-from-many-b
mcqtom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.