If you notice your farts are affecting your life, there are things you can do.

Here in the UK, the health service have useful pages about all kinds of health conditions and questions - such as this page about farts.

The page advises you can go to speak to a pharmacist about your disgusting smelly farts.

I went in to a pharmacy and said, what do you make to this and did a massive fart and they threw me out.

Were they right? Was I right? I just can't sort out what my opinion is on this.