What about E through P?

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aaaa@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

If your shower doesn't include every one of these positions, are you even washing yourself?

Y’all never just have a lay in the shower?

Tymothy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Why is the shower head so low? Or is this dude 7.5 feet tall?

This is how most showers are to 6½' tall people

Melody@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 3y

You do not want to know about E through P.

s12@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

ABABABABABABABABABABABABAB for 20 minutes while also trying to wash.

spin cycle initiated

Ever had a C day? I've had a C day.

C when you think about life and just ending it all

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I do C, but facing the other way.

Not a fan of waterboarding yourself?

D is how I save money on toilet paper

Downward dog.

E through P are the forbidden ones

Q is probably how the ladies do it.

We don't do static showerheads, we have handheld showerheads over here, so... we're all over the place 😂.

PatFussy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

I do a handstand and put the showerhead in my ass. We are not the same.

C all the way. Sit there and let the dandruff shampoo do its job. Relaxing. Not with my head in the water of course.

Doesn't everyone do both A and B depending on where they're washing?

Both A and B are tall people problems. I hate staying at a hotel where the nozzle is at about 60in and I can only water my nipples.

ris@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y

Everyone does P. Those who say they don’t are lying