c/lemmyshitpost · by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2yFinally, someone to take care of the three frogs in my yard! 506 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
marcos@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
1800-800-OLÉ
It would be funnier if they all had the same number.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
I don't know, do you really want a mole catcher who moonlights as a chicken whisperer?
cdf12345@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Hard yes.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Aren't you worried they might get confused and catch the chicken, then whisper to the mole?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
They may not be the one I want, but they are the one I need.
dream_weasel@iusearchlinux.fyi · 6 pts · 2y
Or at least the same number of numbers.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I should call them, I got a bunch of squirrels that need to be given the bull treatment
probablynaked@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
rare example of real life shit post
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y
Confuse-A-Cat Limited
Incorporating
Amaze-A-Vole LTD.
Stun-A-Stoat LTD.
Puzzle-A-Puma LTD.
Startle-A-Thompson's Gazelle LTD.
Bewilderebeest INC.
Distract-A-Bee
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Squirrel matador... If squirrels actually charged, I would pay to see this.
awwwyissss@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Baby, you can come over and juggle my frogs any time you want.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
Guess it's in Wakefield, UK
Nfamwap@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm going with Australia
treefrog@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y
Those are some big-ass staples.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I think that's the normal size for ass-staples. Unusual to hang a sign with them, though.
nyctre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Looks more like something tied around the pole to me
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Boys are back in town
tacotroubles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I was a chicken tender for a few years
SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Better ketchup to the present.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
please don't