Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk have a baby

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KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y (2 replies)

All the way through this reads so mid, you expect a funny twist ending. But ChatGPT just can't do that.

It's like a zombie wearing the skin of a writer.

HeChomk@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Still a better love story than twilight... 😉

NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

But there was no punch line!

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 2y (7 replies)

They named her Alexis, a combination of their first names.

As heartwarming as this story was, this line confuses me.

Neato@ttrpg.network · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

GenAI generally can't spell worth a shit. It doesn't actually know how, it just predicts words and sentences.

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y

To be fair, that’s a pretty accurate way to describe my career, too.

jeeva@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

The "I" in "LLM" stands for intelligence.

hperrin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Yeah, you take the “Alex” from the beginning of Jeff and the “is” from the end of Elon. Alexis.

BluesF@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Hello this is our daughter Jon. Wait, no that's terrible - this is Elf! Shit, fuck it just call her Alexis.

hector@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
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sunbytes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It made me cry laugh.

Because I sat there for a minute and tried to work out how it was their names.

Then I realised it wasn't the setup to a joke. It's just a the echo of a human, doing tricks.

Cornpop@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lmfao I love how all that musk brings to the table is driving electric cars.

MyOneEyedWilly@real.lemmy.fan · 10 pts · 2y

The fact he looks like Dollar Store, Kathy Bates, sadly isn’t a marketable skill.

Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Very inspiring. One objection, though… he’s not really a founder of Tesla. He bought his way in and made them accept a clause that he could say he was a founder, then pushed out the actual founders.

db2@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's AI, reality is optional.

Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

The rest sounds very realistic to me.

GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

-That's- your one objection?? lol

Neato@ttrpg.network · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wouldn't the offspring of either be a billionaire as soon as either father gave her a billion? Or gave her control of a company that was going to earn her that much? Seems like an easy ask for the 2 richest people.

orphiebaby@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

You're asking for a pseudo-AI to be logical and not out-of-touch

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y