Look, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

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VubDapple@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 2y

If I went round saying I was emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 20 pts · 2y

Excalibrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!

mikyopii@programming.dev · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

King Arthur just blowing away the Black Knight with an M60.

Klear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I've had worse.

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is one advantage of an AK-47. You just l could drag that underwater for 100% sneaking stats and it'll still fire when you come out the other side.

Maalus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

AKs aren't more reliable than M4's.

marche_ck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Mao "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun" Zedong approves