Art of Seduction

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19 Comments

crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Artist name cropped out

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Not my crop job

Shawdow194@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Maybe find a source to upload that can credit the original author next time? Just making sure credit for good comics is getting to who it needs to

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You substantially overestimate the effort I'm willing to put into shitposting memes.

emptiestplace@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

I appreciate that you don't fuck around when it comes to defending your laziness.

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Original by Safely Endangered, please don't crop out the artist.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I didn't, got this from another source who did the cropping.

I may be a shitlord, and a purveyor of memes, but I am an honest one. How dare you besmirch my honor.

I demand satisfaction. Glove slap

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

A duel!

Very well, sir. I accept your challenge and propose we settle our dispute with rapiers at dawn. Let it be understood that the duel shall end upon drawing first blood. May the outcome be as fate decrees, guided by the will of the heavens.

Funkytom467@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

You can't get no...

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

bird panties drop to the floor

Birds just really don't have the hips to wear them. Plus the small sizes and poor representation in the fashion community, recipe for disaster. . .

SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

Suspenders!

RiQuY@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
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NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (5 replies)

If a man ever introduced himself to me like this, I wouldn't say no.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Rude.

Botanists are passionate people; I know a lot of them

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I wouldn't say no

Ya may have read too quickly and missed the double negative. It seems that they would like relations with that bird... if that bird were were a person, and talking dirty botany to them

Edit: and all of botany is dirt-y, when you get to the root of it... I'll see myself out now

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Likely. I'm just waking up and haven't had coffee. Sifting though my Lemmy inbox.

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hope you have a good morning though! I'm night shift, so I'm unwinding and 'bout to crawl into that sweet sweet bed

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

Thanks! Sleep well; it's tough on nights though. Thanks for also being pleasant to talk to, and not the typical Reddit troll who is unreasonable over small bits like this.

Maven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

The comic doesn't mention how MANY plants they can identify... Just that it's multiple...

"Yes... This is grass alright... And this one? Tree..."

Maybe even hit them with the classic "you can tell it's an aspin because of the way it is"