I fucking wish someone would cast Terry Crews in a high budget comedic high fantasy film. He could be the black Conan the Barbarian in a slapstick banger.
Reminds me that my Guild Wars 2 character on an RP server was role playing as Terry Crews from Brooklyn 9-9. I had scripted battle cries before throwing down banners. The number of people that would scream 9-9 was heartwarming.
16 Comments
BaroqueInMind@kbin.social · 20 pts · 3y
I fucking wish someone would cast Terry Crews in a high budget comedic high fantasy film. He could be the black Conan the Barbarian in a slapstick banger.
Jupertino@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 3y
As long as we can get a Martin Lawrence Black Knight reference, I’m in
FracturedEel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Man I loved that movie
uglytruck@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
Was "Idiocrocy" not good enough for you?
parrot-party@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
That was a documentary, not fantasy.
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
Reminds me that my Guild Wars 2 character on an RP server was role playing as Terry Crews from Brooklyn 9-9. I had scripted battle cries before throwing down banners. The number of people that would scream 9-9 was heartwarming.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 3y
"How can it be a clerical error if clerics don't make errors?" - Definitely something my cleric would say.
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
You end up as the Guild Wars 2 ^great^ ^game^ ^by^ ^the^ ^way^ posterboy?
Nova@citizensgaming.com · 4 pts · 3y
When you forget to roll charisma and only spec into strength:
MavTheHack@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
I refuse to believe there's a version of terry crews without charisma
Ertebolle@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
Sure, but if you don't put any points into CON and DEX your newly minted Smiling Colossus will trip over a pebble and die.