I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED STANDING UP BEFORE WIPING, IT SEEMS LIKE AN INEFFICIENT WAY TO DO IT, OR MY ASS CHEEKS ARE JUST TOO THICK FOR THAT PARTICULAR METHOD ARRROOOOOOO
FUN FACT: ROUGHLY HALF OF ALL PEOPLE STAND UP TO WIPE, AND THERE ARE NO DEMOGRAPHIC CORRELATIONS! YOUR BEST FRIEND MIGHT BE A STANDER AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW!
15 Comments
SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 16 pts · 2y
YOU GOTTA GET A BIDET, MFER!! IT’LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
A BIDET DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE THE BOOK SAYS I HAVE TO STAND!!! THANKS THOUGH, BROTHER! AROOOO
Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 2y
Just use the bidet, then stand and dry off!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER NY ROARING HOG
Tobberone@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 2y
I have a natural distrust against anything that is sold as being the best shit ever.
paddirn@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO USE MY UNDERWEAR TO WIPE!?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I HAVEN'T READ THAT FAR YET
burgermeister@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED STANDING UP BEFORE WIPING, IT SEEMS LIKE AN INEFFICIENT WAY TO DO IT, OR MY ASS CHEEKS ARE JUST TOO THICK FOR THAT PARTICULAR METHOD ARRROOOOOOO
LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Brother, wym stand up
starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
FUN FACT: ROUGHLY HALF OF ALL PEOPLE STAND UP TO WIPE, AND THERE ARE NO DEMOGRAPHIC CORRELATIONS! YOUR BEST FRIEND MIGHT BE A STANDER AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW!
LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 10 pts · 2y
OF COURSE I KNOW MY BEST FRIEND IS A STANDER, HOW ELSE WOULD WE WIPE EACH OTHERS BUTT, MFER, ITS WHAT THE REAL ONES DO
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
WHAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HOG. PLEASE SPEAK UP, BROTHER!
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
I DON'T LIKE HOW I CAN HEAR OUR SKELETON BROTHER SAYING HMMMMM IN MY HEAD! GET HIM OUT OF THERE AROOOO!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
WHAT DOES OUR BROTHER SOUND LIKE, BROTHER???
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
HE SOUNDS LIKE THAT REALLY GROWLY KIND OF BROTHER! THE ONE YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL TO CLEAR THEIR THROAT!