THE BOOK SAYS I SHOULD STAND UP!!!

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15 Comments

SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

YOU GOTTA GET A BIDET, MFER!! IT’LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A BIDET DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE THE BOOK SAYS I HAVE TO STAND!!! THANKS THOUGH, BROTHER! AROOOO

Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just use the bidet, then stand and dry off!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER NY ROARING HOG

Tobberone@lemm.ee · -2 pts · 2y

I have a natural distrust against anything that is sold as being the best shit ever.

paddirn@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO USE MY UNDERWEAR TO WIPE!?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

I HAVEN'T READ THAT FAR YET

burgermeister@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED STANDING UP BEFORE WIPING, IT SEEMS LIKE AN INEFFICIENT WAY TO DO IT, OR MY ASS CHEEKS ARE JUST TOO THICK FOR THAT PARTICULAR METHOD ARRROOOOOOO

LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Brother, wym stand up

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

FUN FACT: ROUGHLY HALF OF ALL PEOPLE STAND UP TO WIPE, AND THERE ARE NO DEMOGRAPHIC CORRELATIONS! YOUR BEST FRIEND MIGHT BE A STANDER AND YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW!

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 10 pts · 2y

OF COURSE I KNOW MY BEST FRIEND IS A STANDER, HOW ELSE WOULD WE WIPE EACH OTHERS BUTT, MFER, ITS WHAT THE REAL ONES DO

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

WHAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HOG. PLEASE SPEAK UP, BROTHER!

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I DON'T LIKE HOW I CAN HEAR OUR SKELETON BROTHER SAYING HMMMMM IN MY HEAD! GET HIM OUT OF THERE AROOOO!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

WHAT DOES OUR BROTHER SOUND LIKE, BROTHER???

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y

HE SOUNDS LIKE THAT REALLY GROWLY KIND OF BROTHER! THE ONE YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL TO CLEAR THEIR THROAT!