Texas has so much space

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itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 76 pts · 2y (7 replies)

The Texas mind cannot comprehend a lot of things

AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

As a Texas (transplant), I hate how fucking correct this statement is.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Does that mean that you moved to or from Texas?

AquaTofana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Uncle Sam moved me here, unfortunately.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Huh?

saltesc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

demonstrates with gun puppets

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Oh, I get it!

mondoman712@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Texas, Ohio or Texas, North Carolina?

canis_majoris@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y

I think this is the apex of shitposting. Thank you.

It's so perfect in so many ways.

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Slaps roof of Texas

You can fit so much Texas in this baby

jettrscga@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Little known fact: Texas is one of 50 roofless states in the United States.

They just forgot to install the damn thing.

fluxion@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

If Texas secedes, the United States will be comprised solely of Rhode Island, half of Alaska, and San Francisco. Think about that for a second.

Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

I love that it completely skips the state.

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Is this the new jeans/beans?

lugal@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No, this is Patrick

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Patrick? I thought this was Nevada

lugal@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

No, this is Patrick

trolololol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

No sir this is a Wendy's

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y

Sir, I believe your Texas is leaking.

criitz@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 2y

This meme really hit a nerve

halvar@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Now my brain can't belive Texas is written like that anymore.

Vilian@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

LMAO

umbraroze@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Is there a city called Taxes? Add that to the list. Spook the Texas minds a little bit. Give them a little shiver. Make them feel something.

trashographer@discuss.online · 3 pts · 2y

Okay, you can't drive Russia because route doesn't fit your screen

yokonzo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

u/The_Picard_Maneuver what have you started