"Give it to me!" She yelled.

"Give it to me!" She yelled.
"I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!
She could scream all she wanted.
I was keeping the umbrella.

** Full disclosure, not my joke but still one I love to share

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Adolf@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Haha

BendyLemmy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

He's an FBI informant under the wetness protection program...