They're here to solve a murder, of course. The most powerful and hated man in the village (who was about to foreclose on the bar along with several other local businesses, tear up the kiddie beach, and bulldoze a 2,000-year-old oak tree in order to create a golf and leisure center with a dock for yachts) has collapsed and expired over his single malt, an odor of bitter almonds wafting from his blue lips. Knowing their constabulary to be completely incompetent, and themselves all suspect, the local yokels have called in Father Dintouchim Murphy, Reverend Mehitabel Casewright, and Rabbi Solvitt Goldfarb to find someone they don't like, or even remember, guilty of the crime for which they're all grateful.
Lol this shit is too funny. Long life to lemmy, and thanks to the bunch of sweaty nerds working for free in their mama’s basement for giving us a place free of corporate greed.
34 Comments
Bz2486@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 3y
Fucking lost it when beans and old memes.... Love this fucking place
calhoon2005@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 3y
Mein Spez...bahahahaha
BrianTheFirst@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y
Holy shit 😂
0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 21 pts · 3y
Export it with subtitles and I'll post it on reddit 😂.
Jeremyward@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3y
Can't wait for it to hit the front page.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
Epicurus0319@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
I hear they’ve started taking down everything that insults spez
0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
I'll make a TrowRA, not a problem 😉.
be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social · 17 pts · 3y
I have NEVER stopped finding these funny. Thank you for making this! I love finding a fresh one.
Lemmylefty@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
“Was he eating Cliff bars?”
Fucking genius; love it, OP.
McBinary@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y
Raging about "fucking beans" had me giggling! 😆
cyborganism@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 3y
Fucking hell. I've been here barely a month and already we have so much stuff in common. The 3 day no shit bit had me LOL really hard.
doge_d_aspin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Mein Spez - 0
Constipated Guy - 1
soupcup@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
mintiefresh@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y
I been here a month and I understood everything haha! So good
ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y
Dare I ask about the 3-days-no-shit guy?
PeleSpirit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
Thank you. Good to be caught up on Fediverse history.
thelsim@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
This was perfect, really made my day :)
BeansLeg@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
Phenomenal
Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf · 5 pts · 3y
Honestly my favorite version of thos meme
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
you're da real MVP, OP!
MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
Me gusta
soupcup@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
lucky0111@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
Thank you. This was perfect.
oldlamps@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
This is a real man of true genius move
zred@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Awesome
amaze@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
Barns@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
well you must be fun at parties... it's a video with funny captions, really no need to read too much into this
amaze@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
I would also like to know how a priest, a minister, and a rabbi would ever walk into a bar. It's just so unrealistic.
amaze@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
They're here to solve a murder, of course. The most powerful and hated man in the village (who was about to foreclose on the bar along with several other local businesses, tear up the kiddie beach, and bulldoze a 2,000-year-old oak tree in order to create a golf and leisure center with a dock for yachts) has collapsed and expired over his single malt, an odor of bitter almonds wafting from his blue lips. Knowing their constabulary to be completely incompetent, and themselves all suspect, the local yokels have called in Father Dintouchim Murphy, Reverend Mehitabel Casewright, and Rabbi Solvitt Goldfarb to find someone they don't like, or even remember, guilty of the crime for which they're all grateful.
Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y
We’re not trying to be Reddit, we also don’t need a billion users.
Like Abraham Lincoln probably once said, quality over quantity.
opt9@feddit.ch · 1 pts · 3y
That was really quite funny (and true).
0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 0 pts · 3y
It's good 😂. The beginning kinda sucked, but it got better after a while 😂.
Newstart@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 3y
Lol this shit is too funny. Long life to lemmy, and thanks to the bunch of sweaty nerds working for free in their mama’s basement for giving us a place free of corporate greed.