Nut That Dumb

469 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y (9 replies)
  1. Wank.

  2. Maybe another, just in case.

  3. Try to find that old reddit thread where some lawyer breaks down what the sensible strategy would be, starting with don't ever tell a single soul if you can help it.

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Stovetop@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Stovetop@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
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SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

That's the puppy! Cheers mate.

nonailsleft@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

"Beating your meat twice" was strangely missing from that advice though. Makes me question his motives

sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If you find that thread, please link it.

SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Thankfully somebody copied the whole chain of those responses as a reply to my previous comment.

Statick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I can only see it when logged into lemmy.world, weird.

Statick@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y

Why don't I see that comment on Jerboa 🤔 hm...

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Buy a $1 bubblegum to see a store owner collecting some $199.999.999 of change.

Th4tGuyII@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

Definitely a good point - I'd need one hell of a breather before I so much as think of what to do with even a fraction of that kind of money.

Fixbeat@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
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NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

On the one hand, know thyself. On the second hand, is he afraid his first idea will be to hire prostitutes?

sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al · 7 pts · 2y

Everyone has impaired judgement when they're horny.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Setup an appropriate bank account, I guess.

unreachable@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y