What are your best unique dad jokes (like something you came up with yourself and didn't find online)?

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electronicoldman@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 14 pts · 3y
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BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 9 pts · 3y

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Want

Want who?

One two three. Testing, testing, one two three...

sloonark@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 3y

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, that's correct.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 3y

I can't see a trans person having kids.

They're transparent

DRUMS_@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 3y

Why did the booger break up with her boyfriend?

He was just a fling.

dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y

126 out of 100 agreed that the election wasn't rigged.

(I'd be surprised if this joke is actually fully original, but I thought of it without having a recollection that I've heard it anywhere before.)

barrage4u@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

All of the jokes in this thread stopped being unique the moment they were posted here

pieceofcrazy@feddit.it · 2 pts · 3y

What's the best thing that can happen to a singer?

Having a name that sounds good

BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 2 pts · 3y

From my 6y/o

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hello

Hello who?

Halloumi

luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Ive cracked some bangers in my time.. But i forgot them now. Latest one i posted to unethical life tips as an unethical dad tip

luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 3y

Cant figure out how to link on a phone