Stand up

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24 Comments

thrash_collector@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Don't do that. That'll give you hemorrhoids. Remember to stand up every couple of minutes.

HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
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Philolurker@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

Now that's putting the "shit" in "shitpost".

Falmarri@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (3 replies)

yeah. "memes"

the_brownie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Who the hell does that on the toilet lol

robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

can't poop without memes

DaniLacarbi@feddit.it · 3 pts · 3y

not me doing it rn💀

Mylemming@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 3y

🚽👋

TheRealGChu@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

A vendor at a con I was at last weekend sells these cool wood signs. One of them read, "this is a bathroom, not an internet cafe"

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Heh, funny sign

Continues scrolling.

HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)
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ETKbrowser@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Well, we all know the saying: "My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time."

thrash_collector@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y

For 46 minutes.

Llewellyn@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

Chlorax aroma don't make you hard?

assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Careful, that not only exacerbates hemorrhoids, but it weakens an important muscle over time and makes prolapse more probable. Feeling some swelling there scared the shit out of me and I talked to my doctor and ever since I don't stay much longer than I need to, and I don't strain.

TMI perhaps but I'm not trying to have a terrifying medical condition and I don't want anyone here to have it either.

CoolMatt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

I hav a terrible habit of sitting on the shitter scrolling reddit lemmy until my legs go numb. Thank you, I now want to no do that no longer.

Eegra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

46? Rookie numbers.

SeaJ@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Where is the box where they pop his hemorrhoids?

Llewellyn@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

It's Reddit

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Crusader: you can't possibly hope to identify the stand user

The stand user:

candyman337@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

It really do b like that

pelotron@midwest.social · 2 pts · 3y

I feel personally attacked.

Nippledippers7@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I never understood going on my phone while pooping. It's just inconsiderate to the other people in your house or ar work that are waiting for you to get out because they also have to go.

Llewellyn@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

You don't understand. It's a last shelter from your family for a tired parent

Nippledippers7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I'm not a parent so I guess I wouldn't understand that view

KrapKake@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

I know it's time to leave when the legs go numb.