Wouldn't you be a super smart for a frog? I'd find a place that's sturdy with a bunch of spiders to mouch off of and maybe befriend a dog, honestly frog life homesteading could be pretty sweet
I think I'd like to be an elephant. They're very smart and social, they don't have to chase after their food, and they're too big for anything to eat. As a human who appreciates animals though, frogs are still my favorite.
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y
This is true right up to the point where a bird swoops down and eats you alive
Godnroc@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y
This just keeps getting better!
kn33@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
eskimofry@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
This is the last panel on that Bernie Sanders meme were he gets more and more excited.. Sign me up!
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
OwO
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That's the cherry on top.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
I mean, at least that sounds quick.
numberfour002@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 2y
Maybe relevant:
You wake up.
You're still a lizard sunning on a red rock.
It was all a dream.
The concept of selling "Feet pics" to pay back "Student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.
Time to eat a bug.
hswolf@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
nifty@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Just go ribbit ribbit, what’s hard about that
ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Frog harder.
psud@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 2y
It's okay. Baleful polymorph doesn't leave you with your faculties
Toads have int(elligence) = 1
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
Wouldn't you be a super smart for a frog? I'd find a place that's sturdy with a bunch of spiders to mouch off of and maybe befriend a dog, honestly frog life homesteading could be pretty sweet
reillypascal@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I think I'd like to be an elephant. They're very smart and social, they don't have to chase after their food, and they're too big for anything to eat. As a human who appreciates animals though, frogs are still my favorite.
jollyrogue@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
I’d like to be a manatee. Aside from boats it’s a pretty chill life. Amphibians are rad though, and I’d take being a frog or a toad. 🐸
42yeah@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
No paws to hold the phone though. But maybe it’s for the best?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Ribbited for her displeasure
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
...Some day we'll find it,
The rainbow connection
The lovers,
the dreamers,
and me.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Quick! Jump into the water before she undo the curse! ...you lucky bastard!