Status no poop guy

What is the current status of the no poop guy? Did he survive? How was it? Who was it?

AND WHAT WAS IT FOR???

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31 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 45 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Some say he is still not pooping to this very day.

Chariotwheel@kbin.social · 34 pts · 3y

He really isn't giving a shit.

xuxebiko@kbin.social · 33 pts · 3y (1 reply)
greatwhitebuffalo41@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 3y

This made it so big people outside of Lemmy were talking about it. I overheard some co-workers talking about it and I was like you're on Lemmy?? And they were confused.

Jackolantern@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3y

Oh yeah! The first legendary post on lemmy. Years from now, I can say to my grandkids that I was there when the poop post came out. I was there

CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 3y

Some say he is held against his will in The European Organization for Nuclear Research in Switzerland, commonly known as CERN. Apparently, his sacrifice made a a giant leap in the field of Condensed Dark Matter.

Human Right activists are fighting for his immediate release, both from the imprisonment and for his bowels.

gkd@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 3y (1 reply)

what was it for?

The world may never know šŸ˜”

Ghost33313@kbin.social · 12 pts · 3y

He actually said not to ask, if I remember right.

Speckle@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y

The current status is that he's really active on lemmy still and will sometimes pop in on these type of posts and answer your questions.

He did do a follow up about how to take a poop when you haven't for three days lol. So he clearly had trouble getting started again but I think he's well now.

CCatMan@lemmy.one · 12 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Not sure, but hopefully he pooped.

infamousbelgian@waste-of.space · 4 pts · 3y

Let us indeed hope that it has happened.

4am@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

He did! He was very constipated and he’s fine now. There is a link with an update somewhere in these comments.

Olkyle@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y

Sounds like we need an OOTL out of the Lemmy.

LazaroFilm@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y (14 replies)

I’m confused… can someone ELI5?

infamousbelgian@waste-of.space · 19 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Twas one of the first Lemmy ā€œmemesā€ if you want to call it like that.

A guy needed advise to not poop for 3 days. Never heard from him again.

It was followed by the Beans episode.

lemminer@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y

Did someone suggested him to have beans?

Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (10 replies)

some guy posted a question about how he can survive without shitting for 3 days straight. Ge didn't want to say why he wanted to do it and never gave an update. The post has become a meme

livus@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y

He did update the post to make it clear it was some kind of hiking/camping trip.

There was also a gummy worms post.

planish@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y

Also looks like there's an update here

planish@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y (7 replies)

Honestly just traveling will do this sometimes. Brain is all "we can't poop here, what happened to home"

AngrilyEatingMuffins@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (6 replies)
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bran_buckler@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y (5 replies)

That’s interesting! I’d hate if the unusual word came up randomly in an everyday situation. ā€œNot like this!ā€ as you fight your bladder from releasing a deluge while you’re on a commute on a bus…

AngrilyEatingMuffins@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y (4 replies)
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Anonymouse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Don't vacation here or even read the page out loud.

bran_buckler@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y

Ha! You might as well give up and wear diapers at that point!

CeruleanRuin@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Also definitely want to avoid the letters page in old Marvel comics.

AngrilyEatingMuffins@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
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livus@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y

Yeah it was a post by @mizu6079 who had some... unusual requirements that captured everyone's imagination.

Here's the original asklemmy thread - formatted for kbin, I'm not sure how to format for lemmy yet.

ZILtoid1991@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Is that the lemmy version of poop in the shower reddit guy?