Fine Dining Duck😅

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16 Comments

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I love how happy the punchline made them

Zaros@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Not happy, just relieved. The duck has been dining on human flesh all morning.

SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Buuuuut Caaaarrrrrl!

Wrong animal I know....but the both have long necks, and love to eat human faces!

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

long necks, and love to eat human faces!

The entirety of the "what I'm looking for" portion of my dating site profile.

SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Shame I'm married then

samus12345@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Duck: "I'll have the duck."

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nah, that ducks looking for some grapes.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Bum bum bum

ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

“And he waddled away”

unreachable@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y

Waitress: Anything else, sir?

Duck: Got any grapes?

wieson@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y

Just one single lasagna please

MBM@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 2y
letsgo@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

"What about the vegetables?" "They'll have the same" - Thatcher, Spitting Image.