S tier: Good raspberries, pomegranates okay sure, good mangoes
A tier: Good strawberries, good oranges especially the little ones, good blackberries
B tier: Grapes, average oranges, lemons, good apples, blueberries
D tier: Bananas, not-good apples, pineapple
F tier: Not-good blackberries or blueberries
Whoever made the demo tier list in the article gotta stop shopping at American supermarkets and buying the normal fruit; it's all just GMOd to be big and colorful and taste like the craft glue they give to small children that doesn't hurt them if they eat it.
I guess you're not considering mouthfeel at all, because as tasty as raspberries and pomegranates are, they both have those tiny seeds that get stuck between your teeth.
Personally, that bumps them down to B tier for me.
12 Comments
Plum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
This is some serious stone fruit erasure. Nectarines are god tier.
dantheclamman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
This is the most controversial article I've posted here
Portosian@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
They've left out pears, and I've chosen to take that as a personal insult.
mozz@mbin.grits.dev · 7 pts · 2y
Absolutely incorrect
Whoever made the demo tier list in the article gotta stop shopping at American supermarkets and buying the normal fruit; it's all just GMOd to be big and colorful and taste like the craft glue they give to small children that doesn't hurt them if they eat it.
Chestnut@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I can accept everything except bananas and pineapple
Pineapple is an S tier fruit
mozz@mbin.grits.dev · 2 pts · 2y
I will do my best to be supportive of your free speech rights to say that if it is what you believe
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
They are free to have their opinion, no matter how wrong it is.
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
I guess you're not considering mouthfeel at all, because as tasty as raspberries and pomegranates are, they both have those tiny seeds that get stuck between your teeth.
Personally, that bumps them down to B tier for me.
mozz@mbin.grits.dev · 1 pts · 2y
If you can't handle them at their seedy and annoyingest, you don't deserve them at their deliciousest
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Screw it.
S: Tomatoes
Sawzall@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y
This guy fruits.
manucode@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y