obv 5
5 is the objectively correct awnser.
3 because I'm not a giant who needs a massive fucking fork. Give me the smallest one you got.
Enjoy not eating your noodles at they fall off your fork I guess
Chop sticks are the optimal noodle eating device
It's more like: would you rather use a precision laser or a shotgun to eat with?
Neither, I'd rather use a fork long enough that noodles don't slip off it regardless of which way you hold it.
I am fond of #4 quite a bit. It's sleek, unconventional and aesthetically pleasing. :3
Second choice is probably #2.
#4 is almost a spork with those stubby tines!
4 for me too! I wish there were some smaller ones or that this one was tiny, it would be almost perfect. Smol cutlery gang represent?
Smol gang, everything's better when it's cute and smol :3
5 is the best fork
3
3 and that's what I have at home as well.
4th is nice. Because the steel quality seems good and it's a bit fancy looking.
This!
3 is the best one
3 maybe 5 wtf are the res
I like the shape and simplicity of 3, but the heft and polish of 5.
6 is irritating. It doesn't know what it wants to be.
Those are my thoughts exactly. As someone else pointed out, the tines on 5 are fucking immaculate as well. I want those tines!
3 or 5 imo
4 or 5 is my goto
3 looks blunt af those big ass prongs aren't piercing anything. I am a ride or die for 5
Ugh, I hadn't noticed the tines! That's such a good point... Can I order handle 3 with the tines of 5?
5… 3 looks like one from high school that would be half bent
I like 5, 1 and 3. In that order
the fourth one. I like flatter handles & the head looks like it works the best.
1 since I use it at home
Probably number 5 though if 5 is not available I will choose number 3. Also anyone else count the tines to see if any of them were actually tridents?
2 or 5 because I want a fork, not a spork
Third from left!!!!
You won't be eating anything with those blunt-ass tines!
lmaooooo
5 or 3
Everything except 2 and 6, because of the handles.
Only 2 or 6, because of the handles.
I don't know about you but I prefer my forks without handles. Straight up just the pointy parts.
1 all the way
1 or 5, they're both pretty sleek and have some texture around the edges. idrc about size
of these? 5 to I like none of them
what why? What kind of fork do you like then?
The type with scrollwork on them, or something I can feel on the handle
1, I'm boring and like older stuff
2 or 3.
4 because my dentures are high class.
#2 for the big head and ergonomic grip
So what's the answer? Pick 4 and you're a psychopath, 5 and you're a narcissist?
5 gang rise up
50 Comments
ugo@feddit.it · 19 pts · 3y
AlexTheTurtle@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 3y
5 is the objectively correct awnser.
Stumblinbear@pawb.social · 11 pts · 3y
3 because I'm not a giant who needs a massive fucking fork. Give me the smallest one you got.
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3y
Enjoy not eating your noodles at they fall off your fork I guess
buckykat@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Chop sticks are the optimal noodle eating device
pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
It's more like: would you rather use a precision laser or a shotgun to eat with?
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 3y
Neither, I'd rather use a fork long enough that noodles don't slip off it regardless of which way you hold it.
BeFayeDoCrimes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 3y
I am fond of #4 quite a bit. It's sleek, unconventional and aesthetically pleasing. :3
Second choice is probably #2.
planetaryprotection@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
#4 is almost a spork with those stubby tines!
BlueKitty@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
4 for me too! I wish there were some smaller ones or that this one was tiny, it would be almost perfect. Smol cutlery gang represent?
BeFayeDoCrimes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y
Smol gang, everything's better when it's cute and smol :3
boldiegoldie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3y
5 is the best fork
Col3814444@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y
3
asceticism@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
3 and that's what I have at home as well.
Hedup@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 3y
4th is nice. Because the steel quality seems good and it's a bit fancy looking.
BeFayeDoCrimes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y
This!
hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
3 is the best one
99CentFun@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
3 maybe 5 wtf are the res
HotDogFingies@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
I like the shape and simplicity of 3, but the heft and polish of 5.
6 is irritating. It doesn't know what it wants to be.
VenoraTheBarbarian@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Those are my thoughts exactly. As someone else pointed out, the tines on 5 are fucking immaculate as well. I want those tines!
artillect@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
3 or 5 imo
indite@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 3y
4 or 5 is my goto
complicutie@possumpat.io · 5 pts · 3y
3 looks blunt af those big ass prongs aren't piercing anything. I am a ride or die for 5
VenoraTheBarbarian@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3y
Ugh, I hadn't noticed the tines! That's such a good point... Can I order handle 3 with the tines of 5?
kbtaco@lemmy.one · 5 pts · 3y
5… 3 looks like one from high school that would be half bent
juandjara@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
I like 5, 1 and 3. In that order
Rist6@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
the fourth one. I like flatter handles & the head looks like it works the best.
Magrid@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
1 since I use it at home
Gamers_Mate@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
Probably number 5 though if 5 is not available I will choose number 3. Also anyone else count the tines to see if any of them were actually tridents?
1rre@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 3y
2 or 5 because I want a fork, not a spork
dill@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
Third from left!!!!
planetaryprotection@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
You won't be eating anything with those blunt-ass tines!
dill@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
lmaooooo
merryGoose@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y
5 or 3
AnakinSandlover@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Everything except 2 and 6, because of the handles.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 3y
Only 2 or 6, because of the handles.
AnakinSandlover@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
I don't know about you but I prefer my forks without handles. Straight up just the pointy parts.
hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social · 3 pts · 3y
1 all the way
maximus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y
1 or 5, they're both pretty sleek and have some texture around the edges. idrc about size
SOS@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
of these? 5 to I like none of them
Belladone@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y
what why? What kind of fork do you like then?
SOS@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
The type with scrollwork on them, or something I can feel on the handle
JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
1, I'm boring and like older stuff
NettoHikari@social.fossware.space · 3 pts · 3y
2 or 3.
Zippythezigzag@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
4 because my dentures are high class.
Domicidal@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
#2 for the big head and ergonomic grip
kulta@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
So what's the answer? Pick 4 and you're a psychopath, 5 and you're a narcissist?
thesanewriter@vlemmy.net · 1 pts · 3y
5 gang rise up