It took me years to realize this

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dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 44 pts · 2y (4 replies)

In this format the left most and right most dude should be saying the same thing...

ReakDuck@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

I felt like the left one is true because my ex who didnt felt like she did understand basic things behaved like a boyfriend is only for joy and beauty and not for talking and fixinf problems.

I just wanted to help a person who was highly motivated to do sports and healthy diet as thats literally my life. I would accept her when she didnt fake this mindset but she literally put herself into this making me think that I am allowed to talk about such topics.

She was fat btw. Didnt deserve me after lying a lot, especially about emotions. But she was heavily into "I want a prince as a boyfriend who does everything for me". Got a new girl that is direct and cant lie and similar to me with health. Loving it.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 0 pts · 2y

Hrm... are you so sure that it does not? :-P

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I decided to think outside the box.

themusicman@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You looked up the lyrics on Google, because Google also got them wrong.

It's not "Oh baby don't hurt me", it's just "Baby don't hurt me". There's no Oh.

akakunai@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y

FTFY:

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joyjoy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

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