28 April 2024

438 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world

14 Comments

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 2y (1 reply)
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Ngl, i spent a few seconds looking for the story in the article, or a link to it, until it clicked...

For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never worn is the story.

I suppose I was reading the post and comments, without really paying attention to the, very relevant, six words context and more into knowing more about the tragic story.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Every time I walk by a garage sale featuring baby toys, I often call it a dead baby sale.

Have two babies now, but I think that gives me even more a right to make dead baby jokes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (8 replies)

I’ve had three abortions so I’m allowed to make dead baby jokes too.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I ejaculated on a wall once... I'm in!

Worx@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Does that make it a load-bearing wall?

frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Only if it beared the load

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I feel a disturbance in the force. As if million of voices cried out in terror and then were suddenly silenced.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y

These
are the cries
of the carrots.
Can I get an amen!

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How'd you end up with 3 abortions lol

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Everyone needs a hobby.

fosho@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

🤌

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They’re probably not selling the baby.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Probably not, but there's no way to know for sure without making a fair offer.