c/lemmyshitpost · by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2yWhat a deal! 693 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
cerement@slrpnk.net · 97 pts · 2y
no panel gaps? it’s the premium model!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Pretty sure the door lock falls off on this one too
danc4498@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Ok, so some standard features
GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 2y
I had to look twice.
JoShmoe@ani.social · -15 pts · 2y
Even Omni-man is better than this. Bad shitpost.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Bad shit comment! I love it!
taanegl@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y
trappedincakes@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
I bet that thing can go through a car wash lol
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Probably doesn't get you a worse result
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
I saw my first real Cybertruck in the wild the other day. It was absolutely incredible ... how fucking stupid that thing looked.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Since I live in a country with actual traffic laws around vehicle safety I'll probably not see one. But yes, it looks stupid.
OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Actual traffic laws? This thing is safe as can be. It's got just the right angles that if it hits a pedestrian they'll bounce right into one of the designated Kill Corners, making their end painless. That sounds like regulation working to me
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun · 37 pts · 2y
No rust issues on that finish!
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Warning: may be prone to termites and water damage
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
Wait... zooms in
Oh my god it is plywood isn't it?
SomeBoyo@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
Must have payed for the premium protective coating.
tourist@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Literally just tint the windows and hardly anyone will be able to tell the difference
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Tinted acrylic, my fave
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Oh thank God I thought it was plate glass
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
TFW your project car is built better than the genuine article
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Less gaps between panels than the real deal
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I bet the survival rate in this one during a collision is better as this one has a crumble zone.
speaker_hat@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 2y
Cyberjunk
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
This one or the real one? Both right? Although I'd say this one is art, so real one then probably.
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I bet you can wash this version in direct sunlight.
sirico@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 2y
I bet that off-roads better
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Maybe even floats
xavier666@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Temporarily, just like the original.
ATDA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That's a Hammerhead-i Eagle Thrust I think.
Fades@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Why are these shits always made is some fucking jungle village
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I think it's inspiring.
darkmogool@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y
…you can certainly try…