What a deal!

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31 Comments

cerement@slrpnk.net · 97 pts · 2y (2 replies)

no panel gaps? it’s the premium model!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pretty sure the door lock falls off on this one too

danc4498@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Ok, so some standard features

GrymEdm@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I had to look twice.

JoShmoe@ani.social · -15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Even Omni-man is better than this. Bad shitpost.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Bad shit comment! I love it!

taanegl@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y
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trappedincakes@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I bet that thing can go through a car wash lol

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Probably doesn't get you a worse result

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I saw my first real Cybertruck in the wild the other day. It was absolutely incredible ... how fucking stupid that thing looked.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Since I live in a country with actual traffic laws around vehicle safety I'll probably not see one. But yes, it looks stupid.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Actual traffic laws? This thing is safe as can be. It's got just the right angles that if it hits a pedestrian they'll bounce right into one of the designated Kill Corners, making their end painless. That sounds like regulation working to me

andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun · 37 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No rust issues on that finish!

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Warning: may be prone to termites and water damage

Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

Wait... zooms in

Oh my god it is plywood isn't it?

SomeBoyo@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y

Must have payed for the premium protective coating.

tourist@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Literally just tint the windows and hardly anyone will be able to tell the difference

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tinted acrylic, my fave

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Oh thank God I thought it was plate glass

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

TFW your project car is built better than the genuine article

Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Less gaps between panels than the real deal

LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

I bet the survival rate in this one during a collision is better as this one has a crumble zone.

speaker_hat@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cyberjunk

LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

This one or the real one? Both right? Although I'd say this one is art, so real one then probably.

SomeGuy69@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I bet you can wash this version in direct sunlight.

sirico@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I bet that off-roads better

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe even floats

xavier666@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Temporarily, just like the original.

ATDA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

That's a Hammerhead-i Eagle Thrust I think.

Fades@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why are these shits always made is some fucking jungle village

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I think it's inspiring.

darkmogool@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

…you can certainly try…