c/toiletpaperusa · by Maven@lemmy.world · 2yStuck cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/9085818 106 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
7 Comments
Inucune@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.
lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Ah, the Bobbitt technique!
(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)
44razorsedge@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Switch the vacuum from "SUCK" to "BLOW". Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.
Delusional@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Well he should've purchased a Carber hotdog vacuum.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Perhaps a corkscrew inserted into the tip of the hotdog?
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Broomstick.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.