Yeah, no. Mustard doesn't work. I have tried. That goddamn ghost just invited his mates for a barbecue party. Had to play Yoko Ono for days to get them all out again!
Neither do I, but from several other sources and experiences: yes, many do. Maybe all even, but without an axe and a bow dare I not venture into the utter darkness that is sports ‘journalism’.
19 Comments
Norgur@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y
Yeah, no. Mustard doesn't work. I have tried. That goddamn ghost just invited his mates for a barbecue party. Had to play Yoko Ono for days to get them all out again!
quenpwn@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Damn, same happening here
Norgur@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Please tell me you haven't tried that thing with shampoo and yogurt as well. This was beyond embarrassing and it did nothing!
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Try the gas version next time. Liquid is for chumps.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
What about solids?
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The worst. Not spreadable.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Mustard gas on molten hot dogs.
ganksy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Has anyone ever seen a ghost while eating a hot dog? Me either. Maybe he's onto something
ThePantser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Floating Head LeBron
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · -2 pts · 2y
Racist
ThePantser@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Because he has a black beard and the background is black? Pretty sure the same would happen no matter the race but ok.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Oh sorry I was just being ironic, ofc there's nothing specifically racist about this
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 2 pts · 2y
"I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily" - Charles Barkley
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The picture looks like he's got a bald cap on
Hegar@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
I don't watch sports. Is this really how sporters talk or is this parody?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Kyrie Irving (basketball) is known for having some takes and Aaron Rodgers (football) has also gone off the deep end, so while I think this particular instance is parody, it's not impossible someone out there is reading this and going "hmmm, makes a good point."
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Neither do I, but from several other sources and experiences: yes, many do. Maybe all even, but without an axe and a bow dare I not venture into the utter darkness that is sports ‘journalism’.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
lebron james reportedly tries to repel ghosts with mustard
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
He would know