"I've no idea what you're talking about. This is my chair, and it's a bloody shame I'm not big enough to move your arse from it when you've stolen it."
You will never know it, but the presence of that cat is the only reason you haven't had a stroke from stressing about your finals. Your chair seems fair compensation for that.
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spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
"I've no idea what you're talking about. This is my chair, and it's a bloody shame I'm not big enough to move your arse from it when you've stolen it."
Cat, probably.
Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
You will never know it, but the presence of that cat is the only reason you haven't had a stroke from stressing about your finals. Your chair seems fair compensation for that.