A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
MTG? You don't mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She's more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the "smells like ass sweat" part probably would fit.
44 Comments
halvar@lemm.ee · 56 pts · 2y
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
rugburn@lemmynsfw.com · 30 pts · 2y
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
oyfrog@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Guadin@k.fe.derate.me · 10 pts · 2y
Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I've got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Exbando@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
MrVilliam@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
They didn't find any men in lol_rule34
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 17 pts · 2y
It's a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
tattletaletimes@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
OsaErisXero@kbin.run · 4 pts · 2y
Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Incel Farts
littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 2y
Corn flakes and dried pee
L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
It smells like you da toilet.
Ekybio@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
ma1w4re@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
AZERTY@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 2y
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 2y
MTG? You don't mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She's more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the "smells like ass sweat" part probably would fit.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Magic: The Gathering...
terminally online user detected
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Magic is virtually all online now too, so this is kind of a non comment.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Gamer moment
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Reminds me of this from back in the day
carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
Icy douchebag?
Toes@ani.social · 5 pts · 2y
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
Resol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro's flames
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Seems tasty
Resol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that's what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I've no clue honestly
Resol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Seems like fantasy to me
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Salt. Just a lot of salt.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
ass
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y
The musk of a small child's room with an oaky menthol finish.
Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Virginity
PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Bradford pear.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Everyone is a stupid noob except me
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 2y
Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
No, it's a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I'll upvote you.
Ledivin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Isn't engagement literally the whole point of a social media platform?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Engagement bad, no comments please
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
What's the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Updoots to the left