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c/theonion · by DxK@lemmy.sdf.org · 2y

Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/boeing-swears-they-just-only-hire-suicidal-people/

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10 Comments

Hazmatastic@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 2y

The company has pledged $1,000 to support mental health research and “to stop those sad folks from blowing their brains out or whatever.”

Gold

Introversion@kbin.social · 38 pts · 2y

Chef’s kiss.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

"That second suicide definitely wasn't us."

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Just yesterday they replaced gym with a torture chamber as the workers demanded.

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Less funny after the news broke yesterday https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This article exists because of that news

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ah my bad, thought the article was released yesterday prior to the second case breaking, guilt as charged for not RTFA

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You're allowed one per month, don't let me catch you slacking off again til june

pdxfed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe we can get Boeing to concede to a similar cadence of accidents and offings

blusterydayve26@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y

You can't expect them to improve that much in just one quarter.