Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it
Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it's a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.
19 Comments
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.
Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
You drink big pots of bolognese sauce?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
He just has chickens with varriable resistance.
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
Do tell
If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I'd be pretty happy
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it
Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it's a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Just add some MSG
DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?
bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Tastier food->bigger appetite->bigger weight
BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself
foggy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
I saw this meme in bed before bed. I went downstairs to eat fruit snacks. I'm back in bed now. :)
Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Brb putting fruit snacks on ice cream
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Vanilla ice cream with peanut butter and jelly.
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y
Is there a source for this picture without the text?
Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y
Thanks, friend 💖
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
If this cat is not named Garfield...
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
teft@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Is General Gao related to General Tsao? Or are they rivals? Perhaps they have a business consortium with Colonel Sanders in the chicken game?
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y
Fuck you, it's not every day!
Yesterday I had pizza. 😐
Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
The diet of champions!