general gao chicken, pork fried rice, egg roll and a fortune cookie

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Assman@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.

Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Jimbo@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

mostly big pots of chicken and rice or bolognese sauce.

You drink big pots of bolognese sauce?

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

He just has chickens with varriable resistance.

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Do tell

If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I'd be pretty happy

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
  1. Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it

  2. Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it's a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Just add some MSG

DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Tastier food->bigger appetite->bigger weight

BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself

foggy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I saw this meme in bed before bed. I went downstairs to eat fruit snacks. I'm back in bed now. :)

Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Assman@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Brb putting fruit snacks on ice cream

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Vanilla ice cream with peanut butter and jelly.

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Is there a source for this picture without the text?

Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y

Thanks, friend 💖

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

If this cat is not named Garfield...

UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

teft@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Is General Gao related to General Tsao? Or are they rivals? Perhaps they have a business consortium with Colonel Sanders in the chicken game?

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fuck you, it's not every day!

Yesterday I had pizza. 😐

Renegade_roosteR@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y

The diet of champions!