I am legally required to say this is a joke.

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ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 73 pts · 2y

"The Golden Handshake" mission in Hitman 2 allows you to take a job interview to access a corporate headquarters. If you answer their questions like a murderous psychopath you'll be hired for the position of investment banker.

orvorn@slrpnk.net · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Agent 747

Zron@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

His arms randomly fall off while he’s walking.

jjlinux@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y

To soon? Nope, it's never too soon.