HAHA YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAR ? IT WAS ME THE WHOLE TIME!!

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22 Comments

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 32 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Pedobear was just a regular pedo this whole time?!

KAYDUBELL@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I completely and totally forgot about pedo bear

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

for some reason, we had that in our build script at my first company.

You will be missed, company that got shuttered because fuck it.

Shadowq8@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

that is cus he paid the CIA to have himself removed from our memories, so people can forget that elite pedos are the ruling class.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Staahp, I can only get so aroused

Shadowq8@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 5 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Can someone put me up to date with this meta?

fl42v@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You mean tf is up with bears? There was recently some kind of a social media survey asking women whether they'd prefer to stumble upon a bear or a man while walking in the forest. Bears won.

Kinda weird since I don't remember them specifying the place, the type of said bear, the existence of cubs in the bush nearby or the season, so the possibility of getting attacked varies from "oh, a cute panda; guess I'll just pass by" to being eaten alive by a bear that woke up from hibernation in the middle of the winter, but I digress

B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

The general argument as I understand it is that a random man can do a whole lot worse than kill them, bears are a more straightforward threat.

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 2y

Thanks

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I'm not a woman and I voted bear just because it's funny

Shadowq8@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I don't know what you mean by MD

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Medical Doctors? 🤷

Shadowq8@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

it could be anything at this point. My managing director, my dog, mr. dingleberry

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maryland?

Shadowq8@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

it could be anything at this point. My managing director, my dog, mr. dingleberry

A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 2y

Me... I just accidentally press d

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y

I was expecting a hairy dude

1rre@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is that the bear from hexbear?

Shadowq8@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

hexbear

it can be whatever you want it

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Hacksaw@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

The trick is to dress as an apex predator so they let their guard down!

lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 2y
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