My cat hates when my plants thrive. I didn't realise that it's because they know Boeing secrets.
I guess it's for the best I don't know more, lest he also turn his sadistic gaze upon me.
(It hurt to even type this. I love my kitten, he's the goodest little baby in the whole world. I miss him so much I'm going to go see him right now.)
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ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y
They're not a real whistleblower, they've been planted!
Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
My cat hates when my plants thrive. I didn't realise that it's because they know Boeing secrets. I guess it's for the best I don't know more, lest he also turn his sadistic gaze upon me.
(It hurt to even type this. I love my kitten, he's the goodest little baby in the whole world. I miss him so much I'm going to go see him right now.)