musk has his own twitter. why not zuckerberg?

Musk: “We must protect our source code at all costs! You, intern! What’s your name?”

Zuckerberg: “Hugh Man, sir.”

Musk: “Hugh Man! Now that’s a name I can trust! Go on and take this source code to our secure server room.”

Twitter Employee: “Mr. Musk sir, there’s something about that intern…”

Musk: “You’re damn right there is! He’s gunning for your job; and he just might get it.”

Threads launches

Twitter Employee: “sigh…”

Zoickerberg

Still less unsettling than his actual face.

Good god that's creepy

Finally, we found Zuckerberg's true form.

His tentacle is pointing at me and I don't like it.

Nightmare fuel.

He looks more human this way, somehow.