(NSFW Language) Why are Finns so happy?

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Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y (1 reply)

AKA pussy telephone

Today was a good day. I learned new things.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y

Pussy telephone doesn't sound half as good as the Finnish term pillupuhelin

MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I have a bidet and I am a happy asshole.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Hey I'm washing the chocolate starfish right this second!

abbadon420@lemm.ee · -17 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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CrayonRosary@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sounds like English isn't your mother tongue

hapoy asshole

🤔

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Me hoy hapoy?

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · -9 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I just use wet wipes.

Paper -> wet wipes -> paper.

Just like new.

chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dude what, that comment got removed by a moderator. I just said that I use wet wipes, what the hell.

freamon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Sorry - that was the auto-mod. It removes heavily down-voted stuff, which normally is something that needs removing, but not always. I'll restore your comment.

Zpiritual@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wet wipes made of plastic will clog up the sewage system though unlike paper.

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I throw them in the bin, not the toilet. They aren't too dirty because I used paper first.

But yeha, I need to invest in a bidet, I'm honestly just scared of that thing. Like... Poop and pressurized water is just too concerning. Don't poop particles sprinkle everywhere?

PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Psyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

hahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn't have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just don't make out or get busy with anyone there, until you can confirm they are not related.

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Tulitaa@kbin.social · 7 pts · 2y

I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.

mechoman444@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Every time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.

But yes. I use water to clean it off.

iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

honestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient