Hollywood Actors Threaten To Disfigure Their Gorgeous Faces If Contract Not Reached

Anyone want to guess what the Babylon Bee version will be? Here's my guess:

Stupid Wealthy Liberal Hollywood Actors Demand 200% of Movie Profits Go Towards Mutilating Children's Genitals in Contract Negotiations

That's about their level of "satire"

I don't think this is either a real inteview or a serious one.

I love the bit about character actors also threatening to become beautiful 😂

genuinely wtf