Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob
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davel@lemmy.ml · 92 pts · 2y
Someone reported this as NSFW, but I don’t see it. This is just Grandpa Simpson gumming a cucumber with his dentures out.
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
This somehow made it worse and now my gums hurt.
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y
Larry out here getting gummed on by grandpa Simpson over there.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 2y
Is this how pickles are made?
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Today I learned I'm a fabulous dish!
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
Trying to imagine what a glitter infection tastes like. Sherbet? Custard, maybe?
GlitterInfection@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Probably like this stuff: https://lanua.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/La-Nua-100ml-Naturally-Flavored-Cucumber-Aloe-Water-Based-Lubricant-Front-Gray-BG.jpg
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 2y
😋
EfreetSK@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?
qisope@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y
Help cucumber stuck in ass
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y
Ime, people who are curious about anal and want to try putting something up their butt aren't big enough to take cucumbers (or at least they think so, you're stretchier than you realize), and people who can take larger stuff have actual toys that are better in every way. Although, as improv dildos, they're actually not bad imo. Better than most everything else I tried when I was a curious butt noob
hOrni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Its not always a cucumber.
DmMacniel@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
A cucumber is more inspicious than well...
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Did you just make up a word?
DmMacniel@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
I guess I did... I meant inconspicuous.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
I think the word is perfectly cromulent but as the creator it falls upon you to define it
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Inspicious is a word you’d use to berate someone who is being instupituous.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y
I hate it when that happens.
voidnutcracker@feddit.de · 10 pts · 2y
Where can I get a kinky cucumber that does not judge me?
unreachable@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
I love a good veggie salad toss!!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Hey she might actually be a fabulous dish. Hard to tell at this range
Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y