c/noncredibledefense · by ElCanut@jlai.lu · 2yNice gloves 574 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
herrcaptain@lemmy.ca · 145 pts · 2y
Can we be sure that's not exactly why he was picked for the photoshoot? The navy is trying to appeal to the Gen Z's and they're notorious ass eaters.
ElCanut@jlai.lu · 88 pts · 2y
This guy enlists
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Bet he has a Mustang and a Charger financed at 30%
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
BTW your spoiler tag didn't work.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
Weird, I was seeing it ok on my end. Just gonna delete it then, don't want to hit people with that unwarned
skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
spoiler looks like this on lemmy, maybe that format works only for your app
::: spoiler spoiler content :::
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
No problem. I thought it was amusing, but figured you'd want to know since you intended it to be under a spoiler tag.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Definitely appreciated. Hornyposting is fun but like, don't want to accidentally hit anyone with it who wouldn't want to see, you know?
MaggiWuerze@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Works on my machine
herrcaptain@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Sir, this is an enlistment office.
iheartneopets@lemm.ee · 96 pts · 2y
Not just "I eat ass," but "I eat ass <3"
ElCanut@jlai.lu · 28 pts · 2y
Ah, crisis averted then
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 73 pts · 2y
ElCanut@jlai.lu · 22 pts · 2y
"The Army, get your ass eaten, blow up the other's"
LowtierComputer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Navy
jimbolauski@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 2y
I pray they never take pictures of the extinguisher bottles. The horrible things written on them is going to get a lot of Airman weekend duties.
ElCanut@jlai.lu · 58 pts · 2y
Like "RENEW BEFORE 2005" ?
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Well yes but more too!
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 30 pts · 2y
Peak blue collar welder humor there
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
I mean, it's the navy 🌈, the guy knows what he likes, he's not half bad looking, and while I've only had my ass devoured once, by a skilled sub, I'd partake in it again.
Not enough to join up but if he's at port...
accideath@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Grinding away!
elvith@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
*Grindr-ing away!
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
So, you are saying that he's in the navy?!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Tell me ur in the navy without telling me ur in the navy.