c/lemmyshitpost · by hypertown@lemmy.world · 2yFrench revolution 464 points · 33 comments · view on lemmy.world
33 Comments
Norgur@fedia.io · 84 pts · 2y
I like my dick thoroughly unguillotined, thank you very much
aodhsishaj@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y
Speak for yourself
Norgur@fedia.io · 74 pts · 2y
That's what the "I" at the beginning stands for. You guillotine yourself as much as you want.
aodhsishaj@lemmy.world · -23 pts · 2y
https://www.grammarly.com/blog/idiom/
Shadowedcross@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Doesn't matter, had sex.
AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
She put a bag on my head
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Still counts
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
How do you know, have you even tried?
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I bet you're not even gona fap to that
Norgur@fedia.io · 10 pts · 2y
I wouldn't go that far.
Senseless@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
Joke's on you. Twice, and I'm not even done reading the comments.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
We get it, you're not Jewish.
flicker@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y
This article is hilarious and I'm already a gym bunny but the idea that I could snap one off is awakening something weird in me.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 2y
I volunteer as tribute
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
But why ;-;
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y
https://reductress.com/post/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vagina-so-tight-it-becomes-a-dick-guillotine/
For people who don't want to read the article and as a long time practicer, the exercises are kegels, squats, glute bridges, and medicine bell sit-ups.
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 2y
I think this is the kind of sensationalist headline I can get behind.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
nifty@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
From the movie Teeth, in case anyone is wondering
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 2y
I... was not. But, thank you.
daltotron@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Will these exercises work on the butthole as well? asking for a friend asking for a friend
iiGxC@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
Buttholes are usually pretty strong already
CCF_100@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y
new bottom surgery just droppedproper@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y
*Wench Revolution
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y
I shall resist the urge to google this, to see if it is real...
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
It's a Reductress article.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
apparently it's real https://reductress.com/post/4-exercises-thatll-make-your-vagina-so-tight-it-becomes-a-dick-guillotine/
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Fun fact: It's called a "french kiss" because you're supposed to bite their tongue off.
molten@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Looks like 'King Richard' is finally gonna be executed boys!
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Teeth as told by Parisians
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
La Blue Girl vibes.
detective__bunk@real.lemmy.fan · 1 pts · 2y
Just use vinegar.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Vive my pants