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c/weirdnews · by oleorun@real.lemmy.fan · 2y

Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches

https://www.wishtv.com/news/indiana-news/indiana-judge-rules-tacos-burritos-are-sandwiches/

Not a grilled cheese versus melt debate for once.

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12 Comments

conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (8 replies)

Doctrine radical, structure neutral. "A sandwich is any food in contact with any bread product"

DoYouNot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is a loaf of bread a bread sandwich then?

conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Structure radical, doctrine neutral: a sandwich is, at a minimum, bread.

E.g. A baguette is a sandwich

GluWu@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?

conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Yes, next question

Fermion@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So a salad served with croutons is a sandwhich?

conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Yes, and so is a clam chowder bread bowl

conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Also worth noting that under this rationale:

  • Cannibals see people as food
  • You are a people, and therefore food (terms and conditions apply)
  • When you eat bread, it is in contact with you
  • When you eat a sandwich, you become a sandwich
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

Your username doesn't really check out, it should be conditional sandwich

leftzero@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y

Preposterous. Sandwiches are sandwiches, tacos are tacos, and burritos are calzone.

ToothpasteSundae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

Hot buttered toast is now a butter sandwich. I hate it

JayDee@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Fish, bugs, and Trees, man. It's all fish, bugs, and trees.