Torso™

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21 Comments

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (6 replies)

So he's a real life Rob Liefeld Captain America?

(Minus the muscle, obviously.)

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

hey stop with the censorship

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Not my image. Just the first one I found in an image search. I'm sure if you want to see tiny Captain America penis, you can find it though.

Psaldorn@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Exactly what I thought! Only now I'm conflicted because I used to think that cover was an awful understanding on anatomy.

Now.. I wonder if he just had musk relatives as case studies.

Blankmann@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Note that, if he were to move his arms, the rest of his torso wouldn't look like Cap's.

NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It looks like Liefeld just decided that everything in this picture is part of Caps right pec.

Coreidan@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

How is it physically possible to be shaped like this? This is as odd as the zuckerburg leg shot. Bunch of weird assholes.

assembly@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Not a doctor but I’ve always felt he looks like he has something called barrel chest. It’s typically associated with emphysema but there are other causes as well. I wonder if he has always been shaped like this or if it’s something that started for him later in life.

BleatingZombie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This is genuinely what HGH without exercise looks like

Lemonparty@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Yeah he swore he was gonna get swole and then didn't do the lifting part so he literally just swelled up like a fat tick

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What weird proportions

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Only because he's sucking his gut in so hard. Which must be exhausting.

Go on Elon, relax and let that beer belly hang loose. You're not fooling anyone.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y

It's what I do; just let it all hang out

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I didn't know autistic people cared about outward appearances of their physique. Anyway Elon is on Ozempic now. I wonder how that's going for him.

Shapillon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Why can't we care?

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

CyberTorso

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Yes seriously that picture up there is so old, it was pre-cybertrufk. Someone please update it by trading that person in his chest for a CyberTruck.

Cap@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y

Watch as Musk seamlessly blends in with his surroundings. Predators are unable to distinguish his profile from the white yacht with black trim.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y

Had a nice laugh at that one.

ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I think it’s staph. What does everyone else think?