Anon thinks you should have chickens

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23 Comments

amzd@kbin.social · 81 pts · 2y

happily gives their meat

anon…

orl0pl@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (5 replies)

You will own nothing and you will be happy...

TheFerrango@lemmings.world · 22 pts · 2y (3 replies)

They’re given free housing, healthcare and food though

photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The healthcare is being eaten when they die

considine@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When they die ... Of natural causes... Like a swift knife chop to the neck.

TheFerrango@lemmings.world · 0 pts · 2y

Ah yes, the Canadian healthcare way

aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
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HorreC@kbin.social · 23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

please to give one cup of chicken milk.

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Get it yourself.

HorreC@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y

This is not the America that Ben Franklin fucked all those french women to give us.

Disaster@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Pigeons do secrete a kind of milk from their crops when nursing young. I don't think Chickens do the same, but I could be wrong.

MargotRobbie@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Where else do you think cream of chicken comes from, you Silly Billy?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y

Roosters.

EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Well, bird shit is white and milky...

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Estonian chickens built different.

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I can barely take care of myself, I can't be responsible for chickens

Disaster@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Keep predators away (and there are a lot of those), make sure they have food and water, and beyond that they do a very good job of looking after themselves.

They live 4-10 years depending on various factors.

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

I can barely remember to feed and water myself, predators are drawn to my curvy boyish figure. Chickens would be screwed.

Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

I'd need some proof of the dude milking his chicken

dumbass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 2y

Look at this communist propaganda!

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

flags, flags, flags. not my fault one of my people drink's chiken milk or whatever.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Egg Nog in French is Lait de Poulet, which translates to Chicken Milk.

yokonzo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Well it's not gonna charge you

Illuminostro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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lingh0e@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

God as my witness... I thought turkeys had nipples.