Frog transmutation

Via Safely Endangered

649 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world

14 Comments

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 2y (8 replies)
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Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf · -16 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (2 replies)

People will say any idiotic thing without any facts backing them up

Dude. It's a comic strip. It derives humor from subverting expectations. It doesn't claim to be based on real world evidence.

realitista@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I demand perfect real world accuracy in my comics and nothing less! He should have listed the pros and cons of being a frog including statistics about time running from predators, a full list of predators, life span, climate issues, etc. With citations of course.

Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Like, to be honest though frogs don't even give a shit about that stuff. Like I knocked one sitting on a railing with my hand while walking by. Dude was still in the same spot 20 mins later when I came back through.

Imagine some mother fucking giant walking by you knocking you on your ass. Then just be like, "greeze man, wtf?" Then just be chillin.

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Daft_ish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Few French gourmets? There's always a pile of um at the Chinese buffet.

danc4498@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’m OOTL, what’s the controversy?

moody@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 2y

No controversy. They're just animals that eat frogs.

prof@infosec.pub · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So, judging by the wizard frog being clothed. The wizard just told this dude to get naked for what reason? 🤭

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y

Nah, he's naked because he realized as a frog he doesn't need to care about that shit anymore. No laundry. No shopping for new clothes. Chill.

thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

wizard probably had to transmute his clothes smaller to fit. not many medieval folk would likely be able to easily acquire frog sized clothing.

vegantomato@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It will suck when the old wizard gets tired of being a frog and realizes he doesn't have the limbs to turn himself back into a human.

ladicius@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

There's a reason you see so many frogs and so few wizards.

dukatos@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Just like Pickle Rick.

drasglaf@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Transfroggification

plantedworld@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ook