Take the pink pill

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WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Warning. Taking the pink pill may lead to the following side effects: -others suddenly irrationally upset at you -ewwwphoric experiences -jars are harder to open

AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Yo, just run it under hot water for half a minute. The metal in the lid expands before the glass does, making it easier to open.

-males explain things to you without provocation.