It is widely believed that a man's ability to ejaculate was originally a defensive tactic. Prehistoric man would aim it at the predator's eyes and blind them with their "furiosity". Thanks to a lack of sex education, modern males frequently lose control and self-blindings are on a rise.
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TehBamski@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
I'm just over here waiting for my palms to turn hairy.
Klear@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
They say that happens, but I can't see anything.
ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
No need. It just feels like Chewbacca has entered your room.
Blackout@kbin.run · 23 pts · 2y
It is widely believed that a man's ability to ejaculate was originally a defensive tactic. Prehistoric man would aim it at the predator's eyes and blind them with their "furiosity". Thanks to a lack of sex education, modern males frequently lose control and self-blindings are on a rise.
no_comment@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Ohnobro@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
When she needs those just to see it 😢
no_comment@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 16 pts · 2y
How many people are obviously wankers?
How many times have you seen glasses like this?
You do the math ..
Pirasp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
So you say it might be the other way around?
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 5 pts · 2y
It's possible that the warnings against any such activities came from individuals with an ulterior motive..
j4k3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
This was me manually soldering 0402's on my first KiCAD design.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
Does going blind come before or after hairy palms? 🤔
sagrotan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Level ashtray
Damage@feddit.it · 4 pts · 2y
I must have a genetic mutation that protects me then, I still have perfect vision
Croquette@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Trial by fire. I like that. I hope you had a decent solder tip haha.
Damage@feddit.it · 2 pts · 2y
I've never received any complaints about my tip