Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.
The bubbles help with that extra clean feel
I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.
“Is Pepsi okay?”
:/
You haven't lived till you used an effervescent soda water bidet, top it off with a quick spritz of lime, and dry off by wiping with a fresh warm tortilla!
Puts a whole new spin on this old ad!
Never push Q.....
Well actually 🤓 according to wikipedia q means tonic or squash and i like both up my ass
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
A sprite bidet would either be the best or worst experience of your life
11 Comments
danc4498@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
Fuck you if you try to tell me your bidet only has Pepsi products.
rodhlann@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
The bubbles help with that extra clean feel
PabloPicasshole@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.
Trundle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
“Is Pepsi okay?”
:/
LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
You haven't lived till you used an effervescent soda water bidet, top it off with a quick spritz of lime, and dry off by wiping with a fresh warm tortilla!
lemmybrucelee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Trones@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 3y
Puts a whole new spin on this old ad!
Gregorech@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Never push Q.....
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 3y
Well actually 🤓 according to wikipedia q means tonic or squash and i like both up my ass
Gregorech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
Gregorech@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Squirt? Because pumpkin spice soda is just a little too far....
moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
A sprite bidet would either be the best or worst experience of your life