I fucking love it

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8 Comments

Steveanonymous@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

CEMENT? DAS CONK CREET BABY

GluWu@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cement is stored in the balls

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ignotum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Snort it, mix it, put it in a stew

CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don’t get the joke but that’s a dachshund and I’d like to be his friend

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

There's no joke, only shitpost

dan1101@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Fuck yeah bro

wallmenis@lemmy.one · 2 pts · 2y

Why I can only read this in Jixaw's voice impersonating Jeremy Clarkson?